Not only am I new to blogging... Like, proper blogging. None of this silly 'micro-blogging' business, no, I'm above that now. Gone are the days of tumblr. Actually that last sentence is a complete and total fabrication, as is the one before it. But I would still class myself as new to blogging.
I'm actually already proud of myself for making it this far. See when you're me, your brain likes to generate stupid blockers to prevent you from doing things. At first it was like, what the hell do you even write about on a blog? Then it was, what will it be about? Does it actually have to be about anything? Surely not? Then when I actually sat my ass down and decided to do one, I didn't even know what to call it. It was like I just caught a fucking Mew and needed a nickname for it.
Made it this far. Called it 'Something A Little Less Pretentious' because let's face it, I'm not a blogger... Yet... One hopes... And, as such, any title I tried to think of just sounded totally pretentious and lame. So, I generated this HILARIOUS title becuase it's ironic (I think) because it's actually kind of pretentious even though it's... Self aware... Pretentiousness... So, it's okay if it's self aware, right? I did have a quick look at advice for blog titles though and one of them totally said "make it short" so I failed there. Oh well.
I've actually skipped one of the major blocks though, which was the reason for this particular entry title. Choosing a blog site to do it on. I chose this one because I kind of am a bit of a google whore, a bit don't quote me on that. But I'm new to the site, so, not only am I new to the site but I'm also new to blogging so... It's like me and Google are on this adventure together and so long as we have ech other we can conquer ANYTHING.
I already hate my blog, do you? I do.
P.S. A friend just said my blog title was pretentious. I hope I can change it. Or maybe I'll keep it just to spite him...
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